Today was a wonderful day. Today was the day of the Floor 7 West Potluck. It was an evening of delights ranging from Cajun-style french-fries to some uneaten homemade perogies that some ugly creepy girl made. I decided, with about 20 minutes before the Potluck began, to enter my own delicious 'authentic German' creation to the pile. My accomplice Dakota and I collaborated on the following recipe:
2 cups of noodles
1 half of each red and green bell peppers
4 whole cloves of garlic
A few splashes of Coca Cola
1/2 cup of pickle juice
Several dashes of Mrs. Dash
A heaping spoonful of peanut butter (chunky variety)
One Vitamin C pill (you know, for the nutrition and junk)
Fresh ground pepper
1/2 cup of Frank's Red Hot Sauce
One diced Vlasic kosher pickle
2 handfuls of Lucky Charms
6 cheese slices
1/4 cup of sour cream
Several healthy sprays of Pam
Half an onion
A shot of rye whiskey
1 loonie-sized dollop of toothpaste
1.5 cups of Ragu
Add all ingredients except ragu into put to boil for 20 minutes. Add Ragu from fridge, and serve.
Bon Appetit!
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This sounds like it would cause serious damage upon ingestion and digestion.
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